David: "I'd like you to cut the grass a bit longer. If we let it grow longer, the roots go deeper and I don't have to water so much." *
Yard Guy: "Or you could just get your lazy butt up off the couch and go water your yard." **
David (petulantly): "Fine."
* For those who actually know something about grass and know that my logic is bunk, there's no need to share that with me. My strategy of limited mowing and limited watering has worked great for three Houston summers so far and I don't want to break the rhythm.
** Actual quote from the guy I'm paying to mow my yard.
3 comments:
ha ha! that is too funny!
laughin
(and cute pics of j.)
Nathan here. Another approach would be simply stop watering your lawn at all, thereby allowing the grass to die, thereby eliminating the need for your saucy yard guy.
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